Sunday, July 19, 2009

The Erin Andrews Peephole Saga


I'd just like to say a few words on the Erin Andrews story that has broken over the past few days. For those that don't know, Erin was filmed through a reverse peephole in her hotel room. And yes...she was naked.


Now, I'd like to state, there is not one man in this country or universe for that matter that would not like to see Erin Andrews naked. You'd almost have to be a communist if you didn't. But there's good naked and there's bad naked. I'm not saying that what I saw was bad naked, but how it went down was definitely not cool.


Only a dirtball hillbilly sleaze would put a camera up to a peephole. These are the type of dudes that you see on the Chris Hansen, "Catch a Predator" show. If you really want to see Erin Andrews naked, do what any other respectable male in this country would do...Buy her 3 long island iced teas at the hotel bar and let the magic run it's course. It's not exactly rocket science here. Nobody thinks you're cool because you peeped into a peephole, dude. In fact, that's very un-dude of you to do.


I'd be willing to bet my entire life savings, that given a few more years, Erin would've gotten naked for the entire world on her own merit, legally. Possibly for Hugh Hefner. Now we can all kiss that dream goodbye, thanks to this douche bag.


By the way, I saw the video. She's good looking and all. And I bet deep down inside, behind the impending lawsuits and negative attention, I'd bet that she's secretly really into all of this exposure. Any good looking woman out there loves to be told she's hot, just to feed her ego. Afterall, she's worked hard on her craft and her body and she deserves a little attention. But guys out there reading this, don't go overboard. Don't be a douche bag about all of this. Act like a Marcus Allen touchdown. Act like you've been there before.

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