Monday, August 3, 2009

i am back

hello folks after a little time from my blogging i am back to give you all a little run down on what i have learned over the past couple wks.

1. first never joke about fucking a prostitute, your girlfriend or fiance will not think its funny mine didn't she started crying. the explanation i was in the military and all my buddy's did wont hold water.

2. if you fucked a girl while stationed in Okinawa even though you were not technically with your girlfriend or fiance don't tell her again she might start crying.

3. face herpes sucks it makes you look like a leper, i got this training for a fight its not real herpes but its in the same family.

4. don't become a royals fan, i for real saw something in them i thought it would be a good yr well i and a lot of folks were wrong.

that's just a little i have learned, life is funny, you spend yrs trying to get it right but i want to tell you all you wont. you will commit mistakes like i mentioned or worse, but you go to bounce back. that's the key.

and my final lesson i learned was after you stuck threw all the things life throws you in the end your all alone... that will lead me to explain my dick in the wind theory for another day.


for now the Salmon is out

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